Ball-Saving Brit In Broken Arm Blunder: Exclusive!

Famed goalkeeper, Jon, ran off the field in this afternoon’s teachers vs pupils match, with a suspected broken arm.

Rated by some of the onlooking crowd of younger pupils, with such comments as “owning”, the 39-year old English keeper rushed himself to hospital to receive treatment a short time into the second half.

This has not been the first time Jon has been injured. In a similar match two years ago he fell awkwardly and, as a result, seriously damaged his foot and ankle. Despite several attempts by his manager, Jo, to seek medical assistance for this injury, Jon stupidly ignored what was obviously sound advice.

On arrival at the hospital, Jon was ushered in by waiting staff, who informed the aging star that there was a 5-6 hour wait to see the specialist.

The Brit made his way home, with the intention of trying again early tomorrow morning.