Hattrick Press Release #4

Wolves In Radical Clearout

Craig Carbone, the 54-year old American, has been appointed manager today, in a shocking turnabout.

“We must start thinking about next season, and Bj√∂rn just did not fit in with our plans”, announced Wolves’ manager, Jon R.

“It’s great to be in Switzerland”, said Carbone to a puzzled Swedish press. “Whilst I’ve never heard of Stockholm Wolves, I’m reasonably certain they know some of the rules, like not picking up the ball with your hands unless you’re a goalkeeper, or if it’s a throw-in.”