Wolves In Radical Clearout

Craig Carbone, the 54-year old American, has been appointed manager today, in a shocking turnabout.

“We must start thinking about next season, and Björn just did not fit in with our plans”, announced Wolves’ manager, Jon R.

“It’s great to be in Switzerland”, said Carbone to a puzzled Swedish press. “Whilst I’ve never heard of Stockholm Wolves, I’m reasonably certain they know some of the rules, like not picking up the ball with your hands unless you’re a goalkeeper, or if it’s a throw-in.”