There are very few places that exist on God’s Earth where this costume would be considered cool; however, at those places you would be a god of sorts.

For a mere $55 you could be the extremely proud owner of this Super Snake fancy-dress costume, which would be exceptionally cool if Super Snake had existed in the arcades. But, being interested in such things, I’ve checked The Killer List Of Video Games, the authority in these matters, and I cannot find it listed. So it loses its appeal. Big time.

Still, hardly anyone would know the non-existence of said game, and you could easily reel off a list of “facts” a that would be as true they ever could be, thus increasing your kudos immeasurably amongst folk that actually mean anything.

Still, the joystick is conveniently placed for a miriad double-entendres.