Hattrick Press Release #6

Wolves Become A Pack

Blond Spaniard, Carles Perramon, waved emphatically at the cheering Wolves supporters this evening, as he entered Trent Park for a visit to the toilet. Luckily, he was also there to sign a contract, giving Wolves further defensive clout.

Manager, Jon R, remarked, “The team is starting to shape up, thanks to finding a couple of hundred thousand crowns behind the coffee machine.”

Perramon remarked at the signing, “I know I am currently injured, but I’m sure I’ll be fit in a few years.”