I Am Not

McDonalds suck in so many ways that I refuse to waste the time thinking about them all, but just watching the World Cup match (Italy vs Ukraine), where one of their advertising boards showed this year’s McSlogan, I feel it is time to give a sentence or two to one of the ways.

Question: Since when has it become acceptable to write the personal pronoun, I, in lower case.

Answer: It has not.

Enough is enough! From this day forth I shall use the most scathing of insults, and you shall be know to me as mCdONALD,S.

Minor Facelift

I’ve been spending (far too much) time today searching for different icons for the nine categories we currently have. Some of them are more obvious than others, but the explanations are as follows:

Family: Mario and Luigi are brothers, of course.

Freya: Aril, sister to Link, and a young girl, like Freya.

Friends: Nintendogs And Friends is the official title to this DS game.

Game Animal: Donkey Kong is an animal, and he appears in a game or two.

Jo: Peach is a princess, too.

Jon: Which other character could I possibly take.

Links: Hehe, my favourite. It’s Link, from the Zelda series.

Site: From Pikmin, and only here because the former site icon was a beacon, and looks similar.

The Word: Goombella, from Paper Mario, is always ready with information.

Axl Walken?

Ok , fact is – Axl can still deliver rock like few others!
Of that I am convinced after seeing the concert and I am very glad I went to finally see him Live at The Globe Arena.

Even so, Mr Rose is confusing me, not because he is a legbiting 40+, allegedly inhalating oxygen between songs, fighting with Tommy Hilfiger ((!) come on is THAT rock n roll?) or unfortunately not having the stamina to give me the visual stage energy he used to.
I am just a bit abashed by his real identity.
Was is Axl that danced in Fatboy Slims “Weapon of choice” and was it Christopher that put on his Milli-Vanilli wig and Welcomed us to the jungle last monday?

Use your illusion……..

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A Proud Father For All The Right Reasons

Freya has made me a proud father today, by taking two steps up the cultural ladder.

For the first time this afternoon, she actually listened to her first ABBA song, Money, Money, Money. It is not for a lack of trying that she hasn’t heard the perfect pop-songs that the Fantastic Four wrote again and again. We’ve tried on other occasions, but she simply wasn’t interested; however, with a recent interest in playing with some foreign currency we have amassed through our holidays, and with my occasional singing of Money, Money, Money when she does so, she was far more susceptible to hearing the original. She even has ABBA in her vocabulary now, having said it a number of times already.

Mario

As if this wasn’t enough, I was messing around with the blog, when she saw the (old, now defunct) icon that was attached to the Game Animal entries, pointed to it and said “Mario”. She has seen some pictures of Nintendo’s mascot, and has watched me play Super Mario on my Nintendo DS, but, even so, this is a remarkable case of recognition, especially as the icon shows Mario in his kart, and is only 32×32 pixels big.

Birthday Greetings, Mr Bushnell

On this day in 1972 Nolan Bushnell started a company that aided and abetted the beginnings of video games. Today Atari is thirty-four year of age.

I remember, at the age of thirteen, coveting a friend’s VCS (or 2600, as it is also known), after seeing and playing both Space Invaders and Defender (Defender is still one of my all-time favourite games). I’m reasonably sure he showed me his semi-inflated willy, too, which shows just how much he must have enjoyed the console.

A few years later, I kind of fell in love with another friend’s Atari 400, in particular the game Qix (pronounced kiks). I found out years later that this saxaphone-playing friend was gay. I didn’t admit this desire (for Atari), not even to myself, since I had a Commodore 64. Anyone who knows about computers understands the bitter rivalry that ensued between the fanboys of these two companies, so my faithfulness to Commodore kept me from showing any emotions I might have had for my friend’s computer.

Despite having never owned an Atari, until my retro-phase a few years ago, where I bought some ten or fifteen consoles on ebay, my love for them is true. They were are company that succeeded in spite of themselves. There are many, many books and articles that show Atari as being radical and incompetent, yet they still managed to become the fastest growing company in the world up to (and beyond) that time. So it is with fondness that I say “Happy Birthday, Atari, even though you are a shadow of what you once were!)

N.B. Despite having two Atari friends who exhibited homosexual tendancies, it would be wrong of me to suggest there is any correlation.